Fri, 25 July 2014
The Purge: Anarchy Takes the intriguing premise from it's predecessor and delivers a better product this time around. Though it comes with many flaws, this film does what The Purge should have done in the first place. Set in the open environment of the city (LA), instead of the un-cinematic confines of a mansion, the story has a better chance to breathe. There, the affect of the purge is shown on a larger scale, and the main affect is creepy. Along with the premise, the eerie ambiance of the film (creepy masked stalkers, darkly lit areas, and that damn purge siren) is the film's biggest attribute. Also, it's lead role played by Frank Grillo (Captain America: The Winter Soldier) is the most interesting character of the bunch however, that's not saying a whole lot. The four little known actors that Grillo bodyguards through the city, are lacking in much depth and at times, come off as victims stinking in cliche. Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire), plays the leader of an underground anti-purge militia. Though his two scenes in the movie weren't bad, the whole rebel thing felt like a desperate grab at enhancing the story. Long time actor, John Beasley (Walking Tall 2004), portrays a sympathetic character at the start of the film, and was probably the only person besides Grillo's that was worth caring about. Jack Conley (Payback) plays a government hit squad captain, who's involvement comes off in a way that was a bit of a stretch. What this movie needed was a villain as interesting as Rhys Wakefield was in part one
Wed, 23 July 2014
Ah, the sex comedy. Designed to be both a laugh generator and boner inducer. Problem is, how many times have you laughed while having an erection (male or female)? Sure it's happened but, nine times out of ten, you're too much into serious cave man face mode, to have a sense of humor. Those humorous times are usually relegated to things like, poorly timed bodily noises, over-contorted facial gestures, and failing to imitate the Kama Sutra by collapsing into an unrecognizable pile of limbs and body hair. For me, it's looking into the mirror with one. I believe what makes the sex comedy so enticing, is the fact that from an outside view, sex in and of itself, looks funny. I mean, have you ever seen two tortoises slapping shells? It's damn hilarious. Some sex comedies do it right with things like, good casting (American Pie), a sense of heart (The 40 Year Old Virgin), or down right well written teenage debauchery (Porky's). Some take a premise and exploit it for all it's worth (That's My Boy). And some are just plain terrible (Tomcats). Sex Tape is a sex comedy that falls sort of in between the goods and bads of the genre. It has things that work. But the things that don't work slightly outweigh them. First of all, the chemistry between Jason Segel (The Muppets) and Cameron Diaz (The Counselor) is believable in a way that should make for a great comedy. They sold me on the belief that these two people truly love each other. But the sex scenes between them came off as two actors pretending to have sex. Although the story is nothing special, the charisma of the actors keeps this movie watchable. Rob Corrdry (Warm Bodies) and Ellie Kemper (21 Jump Street) as "the friends" were funny yet underused. With a longer running time than 94 minutes, they could have offered a bit more to the story. Rob Lowe's two scenes in the film were both odd and funny. It seemed like he was making fun of his old party self. The Jack Black (The Fatties) cameo near the end was probably the highlight of this movie. Everyone else who was in the film was there for a little more than a blink.
Wed, 16 July 2014
Directed by Matt Reeves (Cloverfield), this second in a planned trilogy is as near a complete package of a film as anything else that has come out this year (so far). What blows my mind, is that this one is even better than the surprisingly good, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, from three years prior. The pacing of the film is just one of many of its positives. The story is so well written and executed on screen, that I don't think I noticed a single boring moment. Every scene was important for the overall picture. The apes take center stage for most of the film, with the humans being portrayed as the outsiders. Along with Caesar (Andy Serkis, brilliant again), some of the other apes got a good amount of show. But among all of the apes, Koba, played by Toby Kebbell (Rockanrolla), was by far the standout of this movie. The build up to him becoming the main villain was both intriguing and suspenseful. The controlled rage shown in his face and actions was scarily good. Sincere moments between apes and humans, mostly with Serkis and Jason Clarke (Zero Dark Thirty), bring a touching level of drama that most Summer blockbusters cannot duplicate. Subtly cute and funny attributes of the characters also makes things more relatable. Gary Oldman (True Romance), who was advertised as an unreasonable warmonger, was anything but that. Although he wasn't on the screen for much of the film, every scene he was in was relevant. Scenes of personal conflict between the humans and apes were relatable and didn't fall into cliche.
Direct download: TMRS_Ep_79_Dawn_Of_The_Planet_Of_The_Apes.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:18 AM
Sat, 12 July 2014
Tammy, is the next film line of Melissa McCarthy's superstar comedies. Written by McCarthy and her husband, Ben Falcone (who also directed this), this film doesn't get to explore the depths of McCarthy's acting skills. Not even as much as were shown in the mediocre, Identity Thief. Look, it may sound premature to say that she's in danger of typecasting after only four films into her newfound stardom but, I see a familiar pattern. Her characters have been crude, foulmouthed, assholes, that turned out to be misunderstood sweethearts that were just lonely. I have seen the range of this lady and, she can do so much better. I think she needs to venture out into some dramedies like what Judd Apatow's (Knocked Up, The Five Year Engagement) production company makes. Because films like this one are holding her back. Maybe she should have only written it? Regardless, she's in this one and, it's not bad but, it's not that good either. Although this was marketed as a hilarious Melissa McCarthy vehicle, it's actually a road trip comedy/Granddaughter & Grandmother drama. There are no hilarious moments in this film. Just funny, heartfelt moments. Sometimes that's better, but not with a weak script.
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Thu, 10 July 2014
Is Michael Bay the Houdini of our generation? He is truly a magician. He can take a beloved cartoon from our childhood's, defecate (poo) all over it, call it a film, market the hell out of it, fool the masses into shelling out their Friday night beer money, and walk away with billions of dollars for the studios and himself. But who is the asshole here? Bay, or the people who have continued to go back to the theaters three more times since 2007's Transformers? The definition of insanity? Probably. Regardless about anyone's feelings about Bay, it's safe to say that the man is a genius. How else do you explain why each new sequel generates more and more revenue? We (the moviegoers) keep falling for the same damn thing every two to three years. If you have seen any of Bay's films after the 90's (Bad Boys 2 excluded), then you must have noticed the same old boring routine: Weak dialogue, slow motion pan over shots, MichaelBaySplosions!, and a total disregard for the fans. I wonder, when Bay is presenting the first screening of one of his movies, does he say to the audience, in the voice of Mad TV's Stuart, "Look what I can do!"? Scary thing is, I don't think he's leaving Hollywood any time soon.
Sun, 6 July 2014
How to Train Your Dragon 2, leans more on the worthwhile side of the sequel coin. This second part in a planned trilogy, does what most sequels fail to do, which is it progresses the story and the main character. Set five years after part one, we get to see Hiccup & company, a little bit older and a little bit wiser. But not too wise. They still have a lot to learn. The first thing that caught my eye was the beautifully colorful animation. And when looking closer, the choreography of motion and the detail of body texture. For example: The way Christopher Mintz-Plasse's character, Fishlegs, shakes his head, and his double chin is swaying back and forth as realistic as possible. Or when you see a close up of Gerard Butler's character, Stoick, with each individual hair on his face standing out. The animated cinematography was also attention grabbing. Scenes of Hiccup flying on his dragon, Toothless, make you feel like you're flying with them, and a bird's eye view with pan throughs during scenes of battle, really exhilarates. The action itself (though bloodless) worked well with the overall look of the film.
- From Average Joe's Movie Review
we also talk about the following in this episode
Rogen/Franco Assassinate kim jung-un which apparently North Korea isn't happy about and have threatened us with bad stuff -
Ninja Turtles trailer
Shane Black doing a sequel to Predator
Rian Johnson doing Star Wars Episode 8
Movie review - How To Train Your Dragon 2
Transformers movie trailer review - is it a piece of shit or not?
Die Hard based on the 1979 novel Nothing Lasts Forever by Roderick Thorp
I Am steve McQueen
Dreamworks software - Torch, premo, otto
Fri, 27 June 2014
We review 22 Jumpstreet
Talk about harrison fords broken foot
and something else.
Jim Norton, Rich Voss and his wife Bonnie
Patton Oswalt and his Tualip Indian Casino story.
We also give our POS review review in this episode on 22 Jumpstreet
Thu, 19 June 2014
We review Edge Of Tomorrow starring Tom Cruise and EMily Blunt and Bill Paxton.
We start with our Piece of Shit or Not trailer review for The Edge of Tomorrow.
Review the Movie and why it works or why it doesn't work and then we roll into
News of the week
Justice League movie
Batman V Superman
Doug Limon - Edge Of Tomorrow
The Black List - Unproduced movie scripts
Neil Gaiman - American Gods - HBO cancelled series
Peyton Reed now on Ant-Man with Adam McKay "contributing"
Wed, 11 June 2014
Banter between Mike and Joe (0-1430)
SyFy Witch Hunter Gretyl - (14:35 - 21:57)
A Million Ways To Die In the West (21:57 - 1:05:30)
News (1:05:30 -
News of The Week
Josh Trank has been set as the director of the 2nd Star Wars spinoff film - Which may be Han Solo.
Jupiter Ascending has been delayed to 2015
Metal Gear Solid The Movie is coming - whoopdeedoo
Dr Strange has a director - Scott Derickson
Josh Brolin is playing Thanos
Roland Emmerich is redoing Stargate as a trilogy, which was his original plan
Cliffhanger "reimagining" - I'm betting it will be on Mt. Everest.
World War Z sequel has a screen writer - hopefully it will be more like Max Brooks novel
Star Wars news - pics from Abu Dhabi - Millenium Falcon and an X-wing and a bunch of other pics of the Tatooine set. They're filming in London now.
Patton Oswalt - I want all the ham
is JJ Abrams the leak?
Direct download: that_movie_review_show_episode_73_a_million_ways_to_die_in_the_west.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:28 AM
Wed, 4 June 2014
That Movie Review Show Episode 72 X-Men Days Of Future Past Movie Review, Ant-Man, Daredevil and Batman V. Superman
Joe and Mike Review X-Men: Days Of Future Past
Edgard Wright Left Ant-man (which we posted about in Keeping It Reel)
Newline is rebooting IT (a readaptation)
Batman V. Superman dawn of justice is the title of the new
movie and all DC Comics movies will be working towards a
Justice League movie
Gareth Edwards is still attached to godzilla 2 and is
doing the Star Wars Spinoff rumored to be Boba Fett
Denzel Washington in the Equalizer
Zero Therom trailer
Hateful 8 moving forward - the script is awesome
Daredevil Showrunner Drew Goddards left the the show and
is replaced by Steve S. DeKnight who worked on Spartacus
and Buffy and other Joss whedon shows.
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_73_Xmen_Days_Of_Future_Past.mp3
Category:TV & Film -- posted at: 8:21 AM
Wed, 28 May 2014
Go. GO. Godzilla
In this episode Joe and Mike talk about the following news and review the new movie Godzilla.
Godzilla Sequel has been confirmed
Glenn Mazara is writing an Omen TV Series
Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer 2
Alfonso Cuaron doing Fantastic Beasts - he directed The Prisoner of Azkaban
Expendables 3 is going to be PG-13
Jimi Hendrix- Anthony Mackie
Nikki Finke - Hollywood movie blogger
x-men days of future past
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_71_Godzilla.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 6:12 AM
Thu, 22 May 2014
It's richard attenborough and gates macfadden bringing you Episode 70 Neighbors. Starring Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Effron and Dave Franco's Eyebrows and McLovin.
It's Zac Effron and his abs Vs. Seth Rogen. That's all I got.
In this episode we talk about The Batsuit and new Batmobile from Zack Snyder.
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them release date.
Dennis Lawson turned down Star Wars Episode VII
Channing Tatum is Gambit
Gotham not even out, promoted 3 part timers to series regulars
The Flash has a trailer out
Godzilla comin out this week - check out or Piece Of Shit Or Not.
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_70_Neighbors.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:11 AM
Thu, 15 May 2014
welcome to episode 69 dood i'm mike and this is my co-host white hot chocolate spiegle
In this episode we also talk about:
snow piercer trailer
bourne 5 being written
Agents of SHIELD season 2
Agent Carter series on Tap
Bob iger and 3 star wars spinoffs
Gotham on Fox - Showing the joker
Beverly Hills Cop coming in 2016
Hannibal renewed for 3rd season
Neighbor's 2014 movie review
arts and entertainment
Power Rangers movie
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_69_TASM2.mp3
Category:Arts & Entertainment -- posted at: 6:19 AM
Wed, 7 May 2014
This movie is so bad that we couldn't even come up with an opening for the show. We ended up seeing Brick Mansions and we're still trying to recover from that movie. Is it a POS or not?
Brick shit house mansions
In this episode we also mention
Bob Hoskins died - so no Roger Rabbit for him
Godzilla Trailer - 3 monsters
Justice League by Zack Snyder
Star Wars Casting News
11 DC movies in development - all style on substance
Wolverine and Jackman - old Man Logan?
Mirrors Edge Video Game and Parkour stuff
Rumble In The Bronx
Ed Begley Jr.
Jack Bauer Power Hour
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_68_Brick_Mansions.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:57 AM
Sat, 3 May 2014
artificial intelligence or AI as some would call it is the
next step in technological evolution or is it the final
solution to mans self destructive ways. Sentient computers
are not new to the scifi genre but does the latest johnny
depp vehicle transcendence add to the terrifying mythos or
does it transcend..
we'll find out on this weeks average joe's -
Mike's auto industry rant
cyborg - ray fisher
movies about some stuff
jem and the holograms
some star wars stuff
The Hobbit - The Battle Of the 5 armies
Flash Gordon Remake
Disney's It's A Small World
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_67_Transcendence.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:31 AM
Fri, 25 April 2014
It seems that sports themed movies adrenalize the viewing
audience more so than any other film out there
the idea of "any given sunday" - a term that means any
team can win at any time no matter what or how bad they
are. No matter the odds.
Movies about sports figures, real or fictional like rocky,
42, 61, the legend of bagger vance and Rudy pull at the
heart strings and bring emotion to film that's rarely
then you have movies like Happy Gilmore, Kingpin, Major
League, Balls Of Fury and the like that take on a more
humorous view of the sports world, whether it'sa serious
drama piece or a comedy piece, sports movies are generally
more grounded, less fantasy, more hyper-reality. These
movies tend to motivate us to be more like the "hero" in
the story. Stand up, powerful and humble all at once. Or
in the case of Happy Gilmore an angry temper tantrum
throwing bob barker punching maniac. Either way it's good
Then we have draft day.
opie and anthony
godzilla monster/pteradactyl/bat thing
days of future past - trailer 4
beverly hills cop 4 this summer
miss doubtfire 2
homesman trailer TLJ
spider man-= carnage sinister 6 venom
jim cameron - last of scripts almost done
paul betteny - vision
hobbit - dokken
crazy days and nights hollywood blog
sam and cat
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_66_Draft_Day.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 10:23 PM
Fri, 11 April 2014
The summer blockbuster...
Since the early 80's movies have been relegated to
space opera's, serial action movies, cheesy militaristic
fantasies and the buddy cop flick.
then there was the era of the cyborg and the dinosaur
and the era of the disaster flick (again)
but now the standard leader in summer entertainment has
been the Super Hero
Men. In. Tights.
Good vs. Evil has been thrown out the window and replaced
with multi-layered villains.
Are these movies better than the "Super Hero" movies we
were subjected to as kids? Or are we being treated to
another rash of Under-Roo's wearing weirdo's with bad
effects and even worse script writing.
We review Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Sabotage
Gandalfini's last movie
Sex Tape red band trailer
Fantastic Beasts and where to find them Harry potter
Marvel Studios plans through 2028
Justice League and DC falling apart
Shaun The Sheep
TMNT again - delayed because of reshoots
Fury - brad pitt and issues
Bruce Timm returning to Batman TAS/15 minute thing
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_episode_65_captain_america_sabotage.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:21 PM
Fri, 4 April 2014
It's time to play the music
it's time to light the lights
it's time to get things started
(why don't we get things started)
with Average Joe's tonight!
Ninja turtles trailer
Let's be cops trailer
terminator Genesis - schwarzenegger comments
daredevil, jessica jones, luke cage, ironfist on netflix
prometheus 2 writer
x-men trailer - new extended
edge of tomorrow
into the storm - this is not a twister remake!
fast 7 paul walker cgi
magic mike xxl
breaking bad - walking dead connection
i'm number 1 and you're number 2
opie and anthony
the dave school
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_64_muppets_most_wanted.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 11:46 PM
Thu, 27 March 2014
Fast cars, beautiful women, spotty dialogue and impossible coincidences - is this the newest intro to the Fast and Furious franchise?
This is the new breed of street racer/hero/bad boy
movies with chase scenes always seem to get your blood pumping.
Let me set the scene for you:
Steve McQueen, driving his Mustang, prowling through the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden we're thrust into the middle of one of the greatest chase scenes in cinematic history.
2 men, 2 cars, 1 outcome.
Does Need For Speed live up to this and other classic car chase movies? Or is it just another over blown cash grab?
Find out on this weeks Average Joe's Movie Review -
Need For Speed...
It's in the game!
We also talk about the following
Incredibles 2 and Cars 3 announced
Peanuts teaser trailer debuted
First 10 minutes of Captain America popped up online
Ivan Reitman not directing GB3 - will still produce
Danger Mouse, Count Duckula
Lego Movie Doods directing GB3?
Job Chu directing Jem and The Holograms
Mark Ruffalo Done with Hulk Mo-cap for Ultron
Sword Art Online
Record Of Lodoss Wars
Galaxy Express 999
Star Blazers/ Space Battleship Yamato
We also talk about Cannonball Run as it's playing in the background
Thu, 20 March 2014
when frank miller created the comic 300 he was inspired by the the events that happened at the battle of thermopylae not just because of the courage of the warriors of Sparta, but because of what they stood for. Democracy- at least the fledgling idea of democracy's roots that took seed in Greece and these men (and women) were willing to put their lives on the line for their beliefs. Do these movies do justice to these historic (and world changing) battles or is it just another run of the mill hollywood sensation?
Stay tuned... for tonight we shall dine at SUBWAY!
Adrian Pasdar - General Talbot in S.H.I.E.L.D
Sudeikis is Fletch
Paramount planning a reboot of Explorers
Hal Douglas - Voice over guy died
JK Simmons in Terminator:Genesis
Ride Along 2/Nut Job 2 2016
Constantine the TV series moving forward
Gotham TV show synopsis which will focus on Detective Gordan and Harvey Bullock and the Wayne murder along with villain character originals - Harvey Dent?
Rob Schrab and Dan Harmon
Adventure Time and Pendleton Ward
Dungeons and Dragons
and a quote from the Rev!
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_62_300_Rise_Of_An_Empire.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 9:01 PM
Wed, 12 March 2014
Animated movies have become a staple of the cinema
experience. what was once relegated to shorts just before
the movie have transformed into 2 hour blockbuster
spectacular's. that doesn't make them great but once in a
while an animated movie shows up that is so out of left
field that it falls into that "original" idea space and
that's what we have with the Lego Movie.
oh and then we have non-stop. That came out as well.
all this and the news on Average Joe's Movie Review Show.
The new Matrix Trilogy sequel or prequel
Sin City 2 trailer
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Restoration
Legend Of Conan bits
Terminator Genesis plot details kind of like the back
half of Back To The Future 2
Clone Wars The Lost Missions debuts on Netflix
Michael Fassbender thing "Frank"
Transformers 4 Full trailer
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_61_Nonstop_and_The_Lego_Movie.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:28 AM
Wed, 5 March 2014
What's a man to do when he's single succesful, experienced and lonely in the city of lights?
AAAAH Paris. What more could one ask for!
Damsels in distress
Hot CIA Chicks
Murder for Hire?
Maybe a good beer and a steak
Does Kevin Costner get his steak and eat it too? or cake or...whatever. We'll find out in this weeks Average Joe's Movie Review Show.
Star Wars News - Adam Driver to Play a "vader" like villain
Marvel Studios throwing 200 mill. at Netfilx for a series
NBC Bringing back Heroes
Harld Ramis/Bill Murray Ground Hogs Day/Murricane
Dredd Sequel - Moving forward?
Rodriguez on Sin City 2 - Started on SC3
El-Rey Network/ Opie and Anthony interview
Official Godzilla trailer
Trying to pick a He-Man director
We're the Millers 2 - by Due Date writer
Clone Wars Lost Missions trailer
Sony-Seth Rogan/Goldberg - Console Wars
History of Kevin Costner Movies
Hipsters getting facial hair transplant surgery
Big Trouble In Little China
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_60_3_Days_To_Kill.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:41 AM
Sun, 23 February 2014
Quentin Tarantino Presents:
A Couple Of Average Joe's Movie Review Show
Josh Cooley - Movie's "R" Fun book
Vin Diesel Witchhunter
Gotham TV show - Jada Pinkett Smith as Fish Mooney
guardians of the galaxy
star wars/indy 5 rumors
Bond in 2015
the double trailer
introducing weird vibrating sounds smack dab in the middle of the fucking podcast.
Robocop Review and a history of Cyborgs in Cinema
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_59_Robocop.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 6:32 AM
Tue, 18 February 2014
When it comes to the genre of WWII movies we, as film goers, have been subject to the different styles of films that have tried to tell the stories of the men and women that have been a part of this conflict.
Movies such as Patton, Saving Private Ryan, Tora Tora Tora, Red Tails, The Tuskeegee Airmen show the front lines of the war, whether it's land, sea or air.
Then you have movies like Cassablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Last Crusade, even the Chronicles of Narnia and Pans Labrynth have used WWII as a backdrop to tell these stories.
With the movie The Monuments Men we are taken to the next level of WWII movies. Where men are beholden to each other to save an entire culture from eradication by going after the contributions to society a culture contributes, such as art, literature and music.
Is this movie worthy of entering the pantheon of great WWII movies? or will it be relegated to the Pearl Harbor of the next generation?
All this on a brand new Average Joe's Movie Review show.
Also talked about in this podcast -
Knight Rider with Chris Pratt and Danny McBride
Guardians Of The Galaxy Trailer - Feb 18
Clone Wars The Lost Missions Netflix (13 episodes)
Dwayne The Rock Johnson - HBO 1/2 hour series Ballers
The Purge: Anarchy
Drew Pearce on the Manadarin One shot
Sid Caeser dies
Joel Silver - Escape From New York
John McTiernan - still in jail - doing a movie
The Lego Movie blooper
SHarknado sequel has been cast
Mob City canceled
Beetlejuice 2 Beetle goes to hawaii
Jodorowsky's Dune movie/documentary
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_58_The_Monuments_Men.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:30 AM
Sat, 8 February 2014
when we think of classic movie monsters like Frankenstein
we picture Boris Karloff lumbering towards us, covered in
stitches, bolts protruding from his neck, arms
outstretched, groaning and growling, half alive and angry
at the world.
is the new Frankensteins monster like that? Pieced
togetherfrom the parts of others barely able to speak or
is it a whole new breed of monster?
Let's find out in this weeks new episode of
Average Joe's Movie Review!
We talk about the following -
Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Drug Overdose
Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor
Jeremy Irons As Alfred in the new Batman/Superman
Dr. Doom as a female?
Bob Iger on new Star Wars content shelf life
Robocop is PG-13
Marvel Phase 3 - Ant Man, Guardians 2
Gary Oldman in the new Star Wars?
Super Bowl commercials and trailer spots
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_57_Frankenstein_and_Frozen.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 8:12 AM
Wed, 29 January 2014
what hollywood needs is a real man
A Captain Kirk kind of man
A Han Solo kind of man
A John McClane kind of man
a... financial analyst kind of man?
This week on Average Joe's That Movie Review Show
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Clear and Present Danger (film)
The Hunt for Red October (film)
Patriot Games (film)
The Sum of All Fears (film)
George RR Martin
That's My Boy
He-man masters of the universe movie
Direct download: That_Movie_Revie_Show_Episode_56_Jack_Ryan_Shadow_Recruit.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 3:24 AM
Wed, 22 January 2014
Ride Along with us!
In a world of helicopters, over used crane shots, slow motion twirling up shots, bullet time, quick cut shakey cam action sequences and somersault shoot outs. Good Guys, bad guys and those other guys, what has happened to the buddy cop flick?
Lock and load rook! It's time for That Movie Review Show - Buddy Cop Edition
Where in we talk about the following movies and review Tim Story's piece of shit movie.
To Live and Die In LA
the Hard Way
Beverly Hills Cop
Le Femme Nikita
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_55_Ride_Along.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:46 AM
Wed, 15 January 2014
A Couple Of Average Joe's That Movie Review
Episode 54 Lone Survivor
Week of 1/14/2014
This weeks movie review examines Peter Berg and his history of working in movies from acting to directing and composing. From his latest movie Lone Survivor to his first movie Very Bad Things. Peter has had a relatively successful career in Hollywood with a few missteps (Battleship. The Rundown) and huge hits like Friday Night Lights (Tv and Movie).
Your hosts Joe and Mike peer into his career and what he has coming up in the near future.
David lee roth
Spencer and his Navy Seal brother story
R Lee Ermey - Full Metal Jacket
Chicago Hope (1997) (TV series, episode "Colonel of Truth")
Very Bad Things (1998)
Wonderland (2000) (TV series, episode "Pilot")
The Rundown (2003)
Addicted (2003) (Enrique Iglesias music video)
Friday Night Lights (2004)
Friday Night Lights (2006) (TV series, episodes "Pilot" and "East of Dillon")
The Kingdom (2007)
Keeps Gettin' Better (2008) (Christina Aguilera music video)
30 for 30 (2009) (TV series, episode "Kings Ransom")
Virtuality (2009) (TV movie)
Prime Suspect (2011) (TV series)
Lone Survivor (2013)
Here's a list of movies that Peter has directed
for more of peter bergs career check out his wiki-
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_54_Lone_Survivor.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 2:00 AM
Tue, 14 January 2014
This Weeks Show -
Top 5 with Commentary
47 Ronin is failing miserably - too much to make and worthless acting.
The Pete Holmes show is what were talking about with the whole X-Men/Batman/Superman
Injustice Gods Among Us is awesome! I highly recommend it.
Movie reveiw -
Joe and Mike really enjoyed The Wolf Of Wall St. From the midget tossing and hookers in the office to Jonah Hill playing with himself while high on drugs and drunk at a massive party and Leo's breaking the 4th wall, this movie is one of Scorsese's best movies in a long while.
Rob Reiner was great in this movie.
Scorsese's up coming projects
Kevin Smith's Red State
The Reverend Robert Rex Jackson - Words Of Advice
Fool Audio Research
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_53_Wolf_Of_Wall_Street.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 2:40 AM
Thu, 2 January 2014
It's Average Joe's Year End Podcast
We run through the top 10 and bottom 10 movies of the year
(in our opinion)
We review 47 Ronin
Mike 4 out of 10 (Keeanu)
Joe 7 out of 10
We thought the visuals were great, but Reeves was not even needed, the Japanese actors in the movie did a great job and could have carried it without him.
American Hustle We both gave it high marks 9 out of 10
More types of these movies need to be made, everyone was great, Louis C.K., Deniro, Bale, Adams, Cooper and the rest of the cast really made this movie excel. Jennifer Lawerence was spectacular and should win an Academy Award for her performance, plus she looks really good in a white one piece bathing suit lingerie thingy...
Thanks for listening this year and we will be back with more reviews for 2014!
Mon, 30 December 2013
It's the end of the year and man are there a lot of movies out! Joe and I are happy with our first year. In a crowded market where there are a lot of movie review sites, we thank all of you that listened to the podcast or read Joe's reviews. We work pretty hard at bringing you this show and I'm greatful that you all tune in. Next year will be bigger and better. So, again, thank you!
Flick Pick -
Joe - Scrooged
Mike - Christmas vacation
Director's choice - Ralph Bakshi
The People Of Walmart
Peter Reigert - Adam Sandler is starting to look like him.
Animal House and the original actor choices
Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan
Heather Orourke - she dead...
bill murray is awesome
The Image Guys
Jim Lee - McFarlane, Portacio, Silvestri, Liefeld, Valentino, Larsen
frank miller and all the awesome artists from marvel and DC in the late 70's early 80's
I don't know Margo!
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_51_Anchorman_2.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:11 AM
Wed, 25 December 2013
Episode 49 brings us to the brink of the Desolation Of Smaug with another great movie starring Christian Bale and Woody Harrelson - Out Of The Furnace.
Mike needs to work on his movie review skills...seriously
mentioned in this episode
Direct download: That20Movie20Review20Show20Episode204920Out20Of20The20Furnace.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 11:03 PM
Wed, 25 December 2013
Keeping it reel
sheep no more site
we also talked about...
Direct download: That20Movie20Review20Show20Episode204820Homefront.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 10:34 PM
Thu, 19 December 2013
Mike and Joe just go into talking about the Hobbit and how good it is as the middle piece of this trilogy.
Equating it to Star Wars and Empire in terms of desperation and sorrow.
As we had prepared to watch this movie, we weren't prepared to actually see how good Peter Jackson did, filming and editing the show. How great Benedict Cumberbatch was as Smaug and how the cast really pushed the envelope in terms of action, acting and special effects.
Movies now-a-days don't have that real special "need to see" feel any more. It's always the big action blockbuster with somewhat of a story line but it's not like it used to be when Star Wars, Raiders, Terminator, Jurassic Park and other movies that came out back when made us feel.
To me (Mike) The Desolation Of Smaug brings back that feeling of awe and magic to cinema.
The Desolation Of Smaug also brought back a lot of keen movie memories (mostly Star Wars) and moving forward, I think that Hasbro is truly missing the bus by not taking advantage of this resurgance of Dungeons and Dragons style movies. Maybe they're still licking their wounds after that bad versions of their properties they call movies (if you want to call them that).
Also mentioned -
Bob Salvatore - Author of The Dark Elf Series, The Demon Wars.
This marks the official 1 year anniversary of this (whatever damn name we're using at this time) podcast. My partner Joe and I can't believe that we've put out more than 50 episodes, including My pStory, Wikked Kewl Kartoons and of course A Coupe Of Average Joe's Movie Review. We're going to have an exception year next year with this show, so please keep listening and thank you so much.
I also want to thank everyone with Super Knocked Up for allowing me to help with their Super Geeked Up show and by help, I do a smidgen of what the rest of the guys do, I do it because I love podcasting. Thank you Jeff, Mark, Jourdan and everyone else from the series! Again, congratulations on you nomination!
Direct download: The_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_50_The_Desolation_Of_Smaug.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:33 AM
Wed, 18 December 2013
I wanted to put this out there -
Episodes 48 and 49 right now are being hosted on Soundcloud. Why? Well... space. I love libsyn publishing along with all the features it has available for podcast producers, but the amount of space we have is limited so I made an executive decision. In order for fans to listen to the podcast of The Desolation Of Smaug on both, I had to keep from posting Homefront and Out Of The Furnace here on libsyn, for now. They will be the next ones to go up as space becomes available.
Why not pay for more space? Well, limited funds, the podcast ain't payin for itself. Yet. That's why we keep asking all of our friends to tell all their friends to share this podcast, word of mouth will help us get noticed.
Also, if you have a banner for your business, band, club, money making venture and want to be linked to our "friends of the show" area, send me an email @email@example.com
If you're an advertiser that is looking to reach out to more people, hit the same email address. Reasonable rates and local businesses always get preference and by local I mean friends and small business owners.
Joe and I are excited about some of the things that are happening with the podcast and with what libsyn is doing to help podcasters and we're looking forward to a bigger better 2014.
In the meantime, keep listening. The Desolation of Smaug will be up Friday on libsyn and asap on Soundcloud.
Thank you guys so much, in the past year we've gone from podcasting with our cell phones to being able to create something I think is pretty cool and it's all because of my friends and Joe's friends that we've been able to start this venture.
Category:general -- posted at: 5:53 PM
Wed, 11 December 2013
We talk about
Brian Griffin dying
Joe - Waiting - Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long
Mike M.I.A - Chuck Norris
Catching Fire review
Frank Darabont - Director's Choic
Keeping it reel
if you have comments and if they are good, we'll even read them on the air! Send and email to firstname.lastname@example.org
The guys talk about Joel Schumacher "gheying up" batman by putting overtly aggressive homoerotic overtones in his batman movies. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but there is something odd about taking characters that were already heavy with homoerotic overtones and pushing it way to far. This coming from a man that has done 8mm, Bad Company, Number 23, Trespass, which are all incredibly good movies.
Plus, he did DC Cab, he's a big winner in my book.
Jerrol Lebaron - Inktip www.inktip.com
For getting your scriptwriting career started.
Godzilla trailer rocked!
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_47_Catching_Fire.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:43 AM
Fri, 6 December 2013
Joe - insomnia - Robin Williams/Pacino
Mike - Clue
(dramatic door openings (with farts)
We also talked about Lee Ving and his music career
Renny Harlin is making The Long Kiss Goodnight 2
Andrew "Dice" Clay
Night Patrol - ugh
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_46_Captain_Phillips.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 1:26 AM
Thu, 28 November 2013
joe - Super
mike - anywhich way but loose
Point Break Remake - already made 100 million without a script or one frame of film being shot.
We don't advocate drinking and driving, but this movie was filled with it from the cops to guys on bikes, which as Joe said was more socially acceptable at the time.
What they should do with Marvel's Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D to make it more plausible and better.
Star Wars Clone Wars next year with about 10 episodes.
Mike apologizes for Mike being sick and Mike says ... meh.
To listen on iTunes or to read Joe's great movie reviews, check out www.acoupleofaveragejoes.com
Tue, 19 November 2013
This week Mike and Joe talk The Counselor and Bad Grandpa and Mike does everything he can to offend Ice Cube, because, hey...Mike's a dumbass.
Also, we're a bit behind and backwards on some of the casts, but it's the review that counts, so nyah nyah.
Joe - Out Of Sight - not the steven seagal movie
Mike - Basket Case - Horror Movie
John Carpenter -
Mike don't like his music...he's gay.
That Movie Review
Kevin Smith/Roeper story
Robot Jox may be the only movie worse than Dolph Lundgren Is The Killing Machine!
he hate me @shacknews is MIKE!
Sons Of Anarchy
Beware The Batman
Kung Fu Hustle
Blockbuster can suck my ass.
In The Mouth Of Madness MST3K hilarity..Sorry Jeff
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_44_The_Counselor_and_Bad_Grandpa.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 9:31 AM
Sat, 16 November 2013
This week Joe and Mike discuss:
The Top 5
Yup, that fucking turkey movie is still there. Why are we paying for this crap?
Joe - 3 Kings with Clooney, Wahlberg and Ice Cube
Mike - Explorers - River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke
Director's Choice - Wes Craven
Why? Because he's a bad ass!
Finally our movie review -
Oh and go visit my buddies
Dave Brandon Photograpy @ dmb5150.zenfolio.com
Joe Lester @ http://joe-lester.smugmug.com/
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_43_Enders_Game.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 8:55 PM
Sat, 9 November 2013
Finally - IT's ...Episode 41
This is one episode where it took forever to fix. Long story short, all of Mikes vocals had to be redone. What a pain in the ass, but in the end, it turned out pretty decent.
Director's show case
Movie Review -
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Direct download: that_movie_review_show_episode_41_machete.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 10:37 AM
Tue, 29 October 2013
Had a technical snafu with Episode 41, It will be published this week, but we went ahead and decided to roll 42 out. Blame it on Mike and his inability to redub, cut and paste and fix the entire podcast in 1 hour...cuz, he sucks.
The Movie Review
Director's Show Case
The Top 5
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Episode_42_Escape_Plan.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 9:45 PM
Tue, 22 October 2013
Joe - Machete
Mike - The Big Hit
Chris Keifer's book Infinite Tides
An anecdote about the Killer
Argo - GO SEE IT
The Hitchcock story
Hitchcock with Anthony Hopkins
HBO Movie Hitchcock
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Episode_40_Runner_Runner_and_Gravity.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 5:33 AM
Wed, 16 October 2013
Keeping It Reel
Cloudy With A Chance OF Meatballs 2
Scud the Disposable Assassin
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Episode_39_Don_Jon_And_Cloudy_2.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 12:12 AM
Tue, 8 October 2013
That Movie Review Notes -
Flick Pick Of The Week
keeping it reel
At The Helm
and we end with the top 5
We also mention Tales From Development Hell, The Hot Zone, Outbreak, Crisis In The Hot Zone, Crusade, family guy, tom cruise, mia sara, friends of the show.
Song at the end is Bandstand Boogie - a track from Escape From New York
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Episode_38_The_Prisoner.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:05 AM
Fri, 27 September 2013
That MOvie Review Notes -
Flick Pick Of The Week
Joe - Boiler Room - A must see
Mike - The Documentary Overnight about the Boondock Saints
Megapython Vs. Gatoroid - Dr. Diego Ortiz
The Band I was thinking of is Harvey Danger and others like them also the Faculty was turrible, even though it's a Robert Rodriguez flick.
The Quentin Tarantino Effect Pt. 1
Movie Soundtracks and marketing bands songs inappropriately and then playing these same songs on the radio over and over again after the song hasn't been played in 20plus years because it's back in pop culture
Retro Pick Of The Week
The movie stars Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy
Directed by Walter Hill
The Family - Deniro, Pfieffer, Besson
Joe scored it a 6.5/10
Mike thought it was a Good movie, overall B/B+
At The Helm
Joe - (not really) Miami Vice
Mike - Manhunter
and we end with the top 5
Thu, 19 September 2013
Flick Pick Of The Week
Joe - Sideways
Mike - 1,2,3...
Keeping it reel
Movie Rumors and Speculation
- Speculation is fun - but it comes to a point where everyone is an "insider" with accurate information that usually starts with
I have a friend that works for the production company that is doing this movie...
I am not in a position to name myself, but i work for (such and such a company) and I have some juicy tidbits for you.
The Bargain Bin
the principal in the Motley Crue Vid -
Movie Review - Riddick
Joe gives it a B
Mike Gives it a B
They both liked the film, Joe is a fan of the series, Mike likes good Sci-Fi, but all in all, there was something missing in the film - Support Vin, go see the movie.
At The Helm -
From Dusk Till Dawn
John Holmes had AIDS... he's dead now
and our own website www.acoupleofaveragejoes.com
Direct download: That_movie_review_show_ep_36_Riddick.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 3:47 PM
Wed, 11 September 2013
This week starts the official name change from Average Joe's Movie Review to That Movie Review Show!
The reason is because... well, there are a ton of "average Joe's" out there and we wanted to separate from all that. The subtitle is always "With A Couple Of Average Joe's.
- On That Movie Review Show Joe, and Mike talk about a bunch of crap and Mike likes to ramble...
The review is Getaway and frankly that is what you should do for this movie, getaway... get away as far and as fast as possible.
Joe and Mike are still having audio problems, we hope that it's been fixed by the next show. But for now it is what it is. Growing pains.
Flick Pick Of The Week
Mike - Gymkata/Bernie
Joe - Street Kings
Keeping It Reel - Forced First Person Perspectives
Bargain Bin - Menace II Society
That Movie Review - Getaway with Ethan Hawke
Director's Choice - Coen Brothers -
Joe - Big Lebowski
Mike - No Country For Old Men
With a special nod to O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Plus the Top 5 Movies of the weekend
Sons Of Anarchy character - "uncle touchy" Wayne Unser
Airplane! - quotes
John Vernon - Not Roland Dagget - he played Rupert Thorne!
I added Gary Hoey's "You're A Mean One Mister Grinch" because Getaway was set during "Christmas"...
Joe has a weak bladder...
Don't forget to visit A Couple Of Average Joe's for more movie reviews and movie related articles, including our new "Keeping It Reel" article about the good, bad and ugly of the movie industry!
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Show_Ep-35_Getaway.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 8:54 AM
Wed, 4 September 2013
In this weeks episode Joe and I talk about the following!
Ben Affleck Batman rant - change.org? Seriously?
The Flick Picks Of The Week - Meat Balls and The A-Team
Keeping It Reel - we talk about hip hop stars "guest starring in films" to bring in more of an audience
From The Vault - The Professional (Leon)
That Movie Review - The World's End
Director's Choice - James Cameron - The Abyss and True Lies
The Box Office Top 10
We talked about Winnie The Pooh who was voiced by Sterling Holloway (the original voice) and Jim Cummings (who took over)
Billy West on voice over actors
June Foray!!!! How can I forget her!
Paul Rugg - who did the voice of Freakazoid!
Luc Besson - Is an awesome Director
Direct download: That_Movie_Review_Podcast_Episode_34.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 4:55 AM
Sun, 1 September 2013
Episode 34 "the World's End", has been temporarily postponed due to the fact that Mike had a birthday and his lazy ass didn't want to contribute! Just kidding. We decided to take a few days off (and change the name of the show, AGAIN!) but we will have the show up and running by tuesday. Thanks for listening and in the meanwhile, check out some previous podcasts like "the Last Stand" or "the Hobbit", because "Escape from Planet Earth" is getting waaaaaay more love than most of our other podcasts and that's just criminal!
From Mike - I keep harping on the "sharing" thing only because I would like to grow our audience. As you know the podcast can be heard through iTunes, soundcloud, and right on our own website www.diicast.com.
The reason for the continued "please share" posts is because you may have friends that like to listen to podcasts. So you ask - why? I don't listen. Podcasting is a growing medium, everything from movie reviews to science fact and fiction. Audio books, lecture tapes, Neil Degrasse Tyson does a podcast (and it's excellent btw!) Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Kevin Smith, Jay Mohr, Doug Benson all have podcasts. Why am I promoting other podcasts? Because the more people know about it, the more in the social conscious, the more popular podcasting becomes.
As Joe and I are in the middle of fixing, changing and making this podcast better, we decided to change the name of the show (or add on to the title?...you decide) so here's what we're going to call it:
THAT MOVIE REVIEW SHOW!
WITH A COUPLE OF AVERAGE JOE'S
We added categories to the show to make it a bit more interesting as well.
The Flick Pick Of The Week - Where we each choose a movie that we know needs to be passed on to others that may have forgotten or didn't even know it existed
Keeping It Reel - A forum for Joe and I to talk about what we love or hate about movies. A rant if you will.
The Bargain Bin - Where Joe picks a movie that is seemingly underappreciated or has dropped out of the social conscience and we want the world (at least our listeners) to know about it.
That Movie Review - Where we review the latest movie we've seen...nuff said!
At The Helm - Joe and I pick a director and each of us picks one of their movies to discuss the merits of the movies and why you should or shouldn't see them.
and finally we round it off with the Top 5 Box Office movies (with comments)
As always this podcast is a work in progress and moving forward, we have a lot of great ideas that I think you, the audience member will really like.
From the heart of my bottom, I really appreciate you all taking the time to listen to the show.
Thank you thank you thank you.
Category:general -- posted at: 11:09 PM
Wed, 21 August 2013
Kick Ass 2
This weeks episode we sit down and create a podcast! Excited? Me too.
We break down the top 10 Box Office
Pick Flick Of The Week - Reign Of Fire
Kick Ass 2 Review
Retro - Blues Brothers
Take It Or Leave It - wilhelm
Joe - Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Mike - Cop Out
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We had some audio problems so please - bear with us while we work out the kinks.
Thanks for listening!
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_33.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:26 AM
Wed, 14 August 2013
On This Weeks Episode of That Movie Review Show Joe and I talk break down the top 10 Box Office Movies, review Elsyium and We're The Millers.
Our Flick Picks Of The Week
Joe - Rock'N'Rolla by Guy Ritchie
Mike - Animal House
Our Retro Review is They Live by John Carpenter
And our pet peeve/Take It Or Leave It is those long slow walks down hallways with the heroes always trying to look bad ass - enough with the gimmicks please...
In Animal House Nedermeyer is played by Mark Metcalf, the guy from the Twisted Sister videos and Dean Wormer is played by John Vernon, both excellent actor's.
Mike can't remember Lost In America - Albert Brooks and Julie Hagerty - which is a great movie - rent it.
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_32_Elysium_and_Were_The_Millers.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 8:53 AM
Wed, 7 August 2013
On this weeks show -
Joe and I break down the top 10 box office movies of this week
Add a bunch of new segments to the show like:
Flick Pick Of The Week -
Joe suggests Sexy Beast with Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane
Mike Suggests Liberace (the HBO film) with Michael Douglas and Matt Damon
Our Take It Or Leave It segment:
The foghorn sound effect used in every action/sci-fi film
We review 2 Guns
and then we try to be Ted Knight and say "Meanwhile...at the hall of justice" and fail.
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_31_2_Guns.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 7:33 AM
Fri, 2 August 2013
Joe and I went and saw The Wolverine this week and frankly, this podcast is LONG. I chopped about an hour off of it and it still went over an hour...
Anyways - The big thing about the podcast is that Joe and I are changing the movie review thing up, for the better and we think that the podcast will be better in the long run.
I think podcasts are much better when you have interesting topics and cool trivia stuff and that's what we're aiming for.
A superhero movie that doesn't feel like the atypical superhero movie, and that's a good thing. Well, at least not until the unimaginative final battle, that is. Director James Mangold (Copland, Walk the Line) brings a refreshingly different visual perspective to this latest adventure for Mr. Logan. It feels like a modern day, stranger in a strange land tale, but with adamantium claws. Hugh Jackman still commands as Wolvey. Beautifully filmed in locations around Japan and Australia. Good action moments and with the most awesome action scene this year on top of a bullet train. There are a few problems with this film though, besides the final battle. Some of the characters (based off of Frank Miller's 1982 comic) have been unnecessarily changed and repurposed (studio tinkering again, see Iron Man 3). Also, Viper, played by Russian actress Svetlana Khodchenkova, seemed to have some bad voiceover dubbing and there were way too many "blurry cam" shots. I started to think that there was something smeared on my glasses!
The Good- direction, cinematography (sans blur cam), locations, makeup, costume design, art direction, some humor, action, and the opening scene & bullet train sequence.
The Bad- mythology tampering (big no-no), some slow pacing, blur cam over usage (we get it, he's weakened!) voiceover sound editing, the Silver Samurai was a disappointment, and the stereotypical action ending.
The Ugly- The big, nasty, festering mole on Viper's face. Immune to everything? Yeah, everything but a giant cyst on your grill! It looked like a burnt muffin. MOLE!!!
Stay halfway through the end credits for a cool scene. Definitely worth seeing in theaters. Too bad the ending wasn't better. Rating 7.5 out of 10
We Discuss -
Plenty of Fish
There's a train in the back ground...
Deadpool - Deadpool's primary power is an accelerated healing factor, depicted by various writers at differing levels of efficiency. Artificially endowed by the Weapon X program.
We talk about Edgar Wright (the story at the end of the show) and The World's End movie.
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_30.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 6:06 AM
Wed, 24 July 2013
Retired C.I.A. agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down
a missing portable nuclear device.
A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and
tries to find the man who murdered him.
We talk about Dating Web sites and fat ugly people that troll dating sites looking to hook up or the fake profiles
that exist on these sites plus we review the movies that you haven't seen yet, talk about comic-con, godzilla,
guardians of the galaxy, walking dead season 4 and I threaten to kill joe with a microphone over his amazing revelation that he equates Disturbed to Led Zeppelin (how.dare.he.) and the state of music radio here in Sacramento (i'll save you some time, it sucks. it sucks donkey)
Disney's Song Of The South
Go big or go home movie trailers don't make sense.
Linkin Park song in Red 2 is Given Up but they should have used Girl Gone Bad by Van Halen - but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Killer Joe - weird movie, but a good watch
Tex Avery - Magician/concerto
the noise in the back ground is the fan - sorry.
I know I said Dr. StrangeGLOVE and meant Strangelove.
and Upper Management Bless Slim Pickens
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_29_RIPD_and_Red2.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 2:39 AM
Thu, 18 July 2013
Mariana trench lizard babies
In the near future, aliens identified as Kaijus have risen from a portal in a crevasse beneath the Pacific Ocean and started to attack coastal cities resulting in a war that takes millions of lives and quickly consumes humanity's resources. To combat the monsters, a special type of weapon is designed: massive, humanoid fighting machines, known as Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are bound in a neural link which lets them share the mental strain which would otherwise overwhelm a single pilot.
Overly Childish Adults return home and continue their shenanigans
Three years after the events of Grown Ups, Lenny Feder has relocated his family back to the small town where he and his friends grew up. This time around, the grown ups are the ones learning lessons from their kids on a day notoriously full of surprises, the last day of school. In the beginning, all of them still think that their children are still kids. But throughout the movie they begin to accept that their children are growing up.
We also mention
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_28_Pacific_Rim_and_Grown_Ups_2.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 1:33 AM
Wed, 10 July 2013
The Lone Ranger rides again with this big-budget Walt Disney Pictures production starring Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as the famed gunman. The story centers on Tonto's recollection of the adventures that found lawman John Reid transformed into The Lone Ranger, legendary hero of the Old West
Now that Gru (Steve Carell) has forsaken a life of crime to raise Margo, Agnes and Edith, he's trying to figure out how to provide for his new family. As he struggles with his responsibilities as a father, the Anti-Villain League -- an organization dedicated to fighting evil -- comes calling. The AVL sends Gru on a mission to capture the perpetrator of a spectacular heist, for who would be better than the world's greatest ex-villain to capture the individual who seeks to usurp his powe
A cool podcast/comedy show that I'm helping out with - Give them a listen, check out the website at Supergeekedup.com and if you listen on iTunes
Ratchet and Clank Movie - Teaser Rainmaker Studios - Not Rhythm and Hues doing the movie
The did the crapfest Escape From Planet Earth -
Bill Fagerbakke plays on SpongeBob Squarepants
Dustin Hoffman - Little Big Man
Guillermo Del Toro - DC Dark Universe
Jeph Loeb - His Television Career
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_27_The_Lone_Ranger_And_Despicable_Me.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 6:44 AM
Tue, 2 July 2013
This weeks episodes brings us Sandra Bullock (I keep wanting to call her Jm J. Bullock) and Melissa McCarthy's buddy romance/lez fest The Heat. Plus we talk about some other stupid things
The Mel Brooks Hitchcock Story here
Darrell Hammond @ 1640 is who i was thinking of
Glove and Boots Summer Movie Review
The cover to Warrant's Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
What you didn't hear was Mike's asthma attack break down (it was tedious) and we think the cause of it is Melissa McCarthy - 2 films with her in it and 2 allergy/asthma attacks. I thought Mike was only allergic to shitty movies - turns out, he's allergic to MM.
Make sure to rate and review us on the iTuners thing - clicky THIS LINK
Oh and I'm dumb - the file name is episode 25, but it's episode 26...
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_26_The_Heat.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 3:16 AM
Wed, 26 June 2013
In this weeks episode, Joe and Mike sit down and talk about World War Z and how different the movie is from the book, Pixar's newest release Monster's University and Ethan Hawke and Lena Hedey in The Purge.
It's an all new Average Joe's Movie Podcast!
Are you a friend of the show? Do you have a business or side business and are looking for some extra word of mouth advertising? Let us know - Joe and Mike
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_25_World_War_Z_-_Monsters_University.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 1:40 AM
Thu, 20 June 2013
So Joe and I sat down and tried to review Man Of Steel and This Is The End without going to long on the podcast and frankly, that shit didn't work out. So you, my dear listener, get to hear what is the equivalent of 2, 2, 2 podcasts in ONE!
I removed roughly 1 hour worth of outtakes and garbage from this excellent podcast, it still didn't end up being under an hour.
The film that was held up due to rights restrictions was Fantastic Four, when Constantin films wanted to make movies...
Friends of the show at Super Geeked Up a great show you can watch and listen to in the near future.
clancy brown - likes to do voices
We also chatted a bit about
Schwarzenegger up coming movies
thor 2 trailer here
shoot to kill that Joe apparently likes it has a moose in it
sharky's machine and Burt Reynolds toupe and this awesome trailer
nighthawks and this awesome trailer staring Sylvester Stallone's beard and Rutger Hauer here
running scared - billy crystal and gregory hines here
plankton's voice doug lawerence
Friday The 13th remake
Quentin Tarantino should have played the devil chasing Seth and Jay through the streets of L.A. with an anger boner.
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_24_This_Is_The_Man_Of_Steel.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 1:12 AM
Wed, 12 June 2013
There have been many times you have asked yourself -
Self, where can I find this excellent podcast other than... facebook. Mike keeps spamming it on his pages and frankly, well, i'm fucking tired of it.
Self replies - well, google that sumbitch or go to his libsyn site and check out the links he posted.
If you have the stitcher app you can search DIICASTDOTCOM
If you use spreaker - it's the same, but there is like one episode there for now.
or you can check out these sweet links.
You can find us @
http://diicastdotcom.libsyn.com/diicastdotcom our cool website/blogger thingy
Subscribe on iTunes @ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dii-cast-dot-com/id643353873?mt=2
If you are a friend of mine and have a business or a side business that you want me to promote, let me know through our site(s) - Facebook is the main way to communicate, but you can use the libsyn page or www.averagejoesmoviereview.blogspot.com. All we ask in return is you share with your friends our podcast so we can grow.
Category:general -- posted at: 7:19 PM
Wed, 12 June 2013
In this weeks episode Joe and Mike fight their way through bad movies and scientology to bring you the latest movie reviews.
We talk about Daft Punk and Tron:Uprising - Though Mike may be wrong about Tron's cancelation
We Talk about the EFF and that company that's trolling popular Podcasts for money
Mel Brooks life time achievement award from AFI
Al Pacino as Han Solo was a signed contract away; also, he disliked The Godfather
Actress admits to sending Ricin to the Whitehouse - fucking idiot
Game Of Thrones writer George R. R. Martin responds to critics
The new Smaug trailer is out - watch it here -
We like to thank our friends of the show
Ben Herte and California Riot Act
Oh yah, we also have a new podcast episode. Recorded on a G4 iBook - I think it came out better - let me know. I know there is mic "warble" and we have to update our hardware, bear with us.
Direct download: Average_Joes_Movie_Podcast_Episode_23_The_Internship.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 8:47 AM
Wed, 5 June 2013
Joe and Mike talk about Now You See Me starring Mark Ruffalo, Jesse Eisenberg, Isla Fisher, Woody Harrelson and Dave Franco's Eyebrows.
In this episode we talk about a few things -
AutumRain Glading - Momsurance - Helping you to protect and provide for your children, not just for your lifetime, but for theirs.
Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid on Syfy - View the trailer here
Behind The Candelabra with Michael Dougla and his pussy cancer and Matt Damon.
After Earth - a former Scientologist reviews the film on Hollywood Reporter Not the Huffington Post.
We also talk the X-Men Vs. Avenger's Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch bullshit.
Listen in - we're likable!
Direct download: Average_Joes_Episode_22__Now_You_See_Me.mp3
Category:Movie Review -- posted at: 10:07 AM
Mon, 27 May 2013
It's an all new Average Joe's Movie Podcast, we review The Hangover 3, talk about up and coming movies like After Earth and Now You See Me. Mike is less ranty this time, but still a little too angry if you ask me and Joe, well, he's an apologist and a happy 21st episode! We are legal - finally...
Thu, 23 May 2013
Check it out - Here are some friends of the show The Tom and Suzie show
and the 76th Podcast Network
Give them some love!
Category:Friends of the show -- posted at: 1:11 AM
Tue, 21 May 2013
This weeks episode Joe and Mike talk about Star Trek Into Darkness, discuss the up and coming movies this week like Fast and Furious 6, Hangover 3 and Epic plus movie releases throughout the rest of the year.
We had to cut the show down a bit as we ran out of space here on Libsyn.
You can catch the news portion of the podcast on soundcloud.com/diicastdotcom
I made mention of my friend Chris Keifer's book Infinite Tides
You can get the book here! It's a fantastic read.
Make sure you check out the Tom and Suzie show on Badtomato.fm